NBA东西决赛打到现在，美国⽹友都怎么神吐槽？复联4的梗太搞笑
西决第⼆场落下帷幕，东决第⼆场⼀触即发，国内⽹友和专家们的⾔论已经看腻了，我整理了⼀些reddit上NBA板块⾥⼀些美国⽹友的⾔论，来美国⽹友和中国球迷的看法有什么不⼀样吧。 赛后：勇⼠以114：111守住主场，⼤⽐分2：0领先开拓者 suzukigun4life：Seth curry tonight +13，Steph curry +10
塞斯库⾥正负值+13，史蒂芬库⾥正负值+10
idiot：Somebody needs to study this Curry family bood
尼克斯球迷：我们就不能派⼈研究⼀下库⾥他们家的⾎统嘛？
rawchess：Big brain Doc Rivers with the Cursader Kings move marrying his daughter into the bloodline
湖⼈球迷：所以机智的⽼⾥弗斯就要把闺⼥嫁到他们家了啊，你以为是为了啥？（⽼⾥弗斯的⼥⼉，也就是⼩⾥弗斯的妹妹是⼩库⾥的未婚妻）
Vampire：is human cloning still banned?Asking for a friend?
勇⼠球迷：我就问⼀下，克隆⼈现在还是禁⽌的吗？
GavinT：Can we just clone Sonya?
活塞球迷：不说别的，我们先克隆⼀个库妈！
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recursion8:Hit up that doctor in China making the CRISPR babies.
⽕箭球迷：等啥呢⼩⽼弟，赶紧给中国专家打电话啊
daboonie9:step1:become an nba player
Step2:marry and have kids with a beautiful woman
Step3:profit
勇⼠球迷：这有啥难的，你只需要三步：第⼀，你先去打NBA；第⼆，赶紧娶个漂亮姑娘然后跟她⽣孩⼦；第三，⼤功告成。
Tuvato:Played amazing defense on Steph.Out there looking like he’s been doing it his whole life.
勇⼠球迷：塞斯库⾥对库⾥的防守难以置信，他好像⼀辈⼦都在⼲这个。
rawchess:Driveway 1v1 flashbacks
湖⼈球迷：⼩库⾥：想起那年夏天后院的单挑，那是我逝去的青春。
Asl4774:How cool is that?Matching up in the NBS wcf against your flesh and blood.
想想这事有多酷，你能跟你的⼿⾜同胞在西决对阵。那可是你的挚友亲朋，⼿⾜兄弟。
Warriors manisier:you’re saying that like Lebron didn’t knock out Kyle and Demar three years in a row
勇⼠球迷：等等，这场⾯咋这么熟悉，勒布朗不是连着三年都弄死了洛瑞和德罗赞吗？
Mbay:how many times do i need to teach you a lesson,nephews?
吸式挖泥船我™要教你俩多少次，我的外甥（外甥梗是reddit上⼀个很⽕的梗，⼀个⽹友po了些很沙雕的东西，
然后被他舅舅发现了，说：外甥，你赶紧给我了删了。）
低压成型机Magic typcical_comment:The curry and green PNR just destroyed Portland,they couldn’t defend it at all.
魔术球迷：库⾥格林挡拆摧毁了开拓者，开拓者⼀碰见这招就完蛋。
Elezhope:green was so good tonight. He was playing with 5 fouls with like 8minuates lest in the 4th,he had some really great plays.
格林今晚打的太好了，⾝背五次犯规还在第四节打了差不多8分钟。
Warriors tossinkittens :fucking pay the man
勇⼠球迷：等啥呢，赶紧给⽼哥送钱送合同啊。
Hawks Gusbus:story of the league for the past few years.
⽼鹰球迷：他们这招都蹂躏全联盟⼏年了，其他球队怎么还没想出点办法来？
Lakers rawchess:Iggy and Looney just ate up those open dunks like BBQ chicken
湖⼈球迷：⼀哥和鲁尼扣空篮扣的⼿都酸了。
Trumantrader:Look at how comfortable he is when he gets to the line and shoots the ball too.Most other players take half a second to adjust their pose,he just walks up and shoots like he has an aim bot?
看看库⾥，你就是得欣赏他是怎么到达三分线上然后出⼿的，其他球员都得调整半秒，这⽼哥根本不需要，他就跟加了⼋倍镜⼀样，⼀⼀个。
Knicks Ouchyoupoked:GOAT shooter
尼克斯球迷：什么叫史上最好射⼿（战术后仰.jpg）
Celtics crackdup:Splash bros rewinding the clock back to pre-KD days
绿凯球迷：⽔花兄弟看了复联4，学会了怎么穿梭到过去，回到了杜兰特没来之前的时候。 Pacers theboilercat:That was a really bad last few minutes by the Blazers.Probably costs them any chance they had at wining the series.
步⾏者球迷：开拓者最后⼏分钟打的太烂了，他们把⾃⼰最后⼀点晋级的希望都消耗殆尽。
独⾏侠球迷：
下半场领先过17分；
投进了勇⼠两倍的三分球；
45%的命中率还有46%的三分球命中率；
塞斯库⾥扔进了4个三分，还贡献了+13的正负值；
勇⼠还没有杜兰特和考⾟斯；
利拉德最后28分钟得了23分；
这特么都没赢，我跟谁说理去？
Nestorishere:dread it,run from it.
恐惧吧，逃避吧。（灭霸在复联三经典台词，灭霸对死了半船⼈的雷神如是说。最近很多复联梗。）
无线投票系统Rexion1793:warriors arrive all the same
你努⼒还是不努⼒，勇⼠就在那⾥，打不死你。
Fuyubiyori:Prtland:hey,let’s leave the paint super open to double Steph
Steph:37pts
开拓者：吸取上⼀场的教训，我们放其他⼈，在三分线上就包夹库⾥。
库⾥：37分⾛⼀波（⼿动狗头）
Warriors likaysigs：stotts:dont sag off on curry,double at 3
Looney:gets wide open dunk
斯托茨：千万别放空库⾥，拼命包夹他，三分线上就开始，哪怕让其他⼈扣空篮呢。 鲁尼：从未见过这样的要求，那我就扣了啊。
Ketzal7:classic skyfucker tee
这就是典型的库⽇天的⽐赛。
Bos gda:lillards shoes were blinding
绿凯球迷：利拉德的鞋太骚，闪瞎了我的眼，骚断我的腰。
MEM user3009:I kept trying not to looking at I dont even know who won,all I remember is a blinding neon green.
灰熊球迷：我拼命不去注意他的鞋，但是我失败了。我特么都不知道最后谁赢了，我只记得他那双闪瞎眼的萤光绿的鞋。
Nutsygenius:raptors last 2 minutes was terrible.
Blazers:hold my bee。二十四画品
猛龙：要是⽐赛没有最后两分钟多好；
丙烯基硫脲开拓者：我也是这么想的。（猛龙在东决第⼀场最后时刻崩盘）
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