Hey, guys.
So, what do you think?
-About what? -What?
Are you kidding? Okay,I'll give you a hint.
Eyes.
No,no. Your eyes! No.
Chandler's eyes!
I got glasses.
You always had glasses.
No, I didn't.
Are you sure?
Didn't you have a pair?
They were really round and burgundy, and they made you look
-Feminine. -Yes!
No.
I think the glasses look great. You look sexy.
-Really? -Yeah.
You didn't think I wore glasses?
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That's okay, we're not having
so you don't have to get us..
If someone wants to give us a present, we can't deprive them of that joy.
You should get them a little CD player.
I already have one.
Unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist.
Yeah, and by "someone" she means Joey.
I know what I want!
-What we want, honey. -No,you don't want this.
I want your grandmother's cookie recipe.
You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe?
The one my grandma made me swear on
that I would never let out of our family?
Dying people say the craziest things.
I've wanted it for years. I was gonna make cookies for my children.
Break my heart. Oh, all right.
I'll be the mom who makes the world's best chocolate chip cookies.
Our kids are gonna be fat, aren't they?
Ahoy!
-How's the boat? -I'm getting into this sailing stuff.
You finally took it out of the marina?
Why would I do that?
It took three guys to get the thing in there.
If you don't sail it, what do you do on it?
It's a great place to
hang around,drink a few beers, eat some chips.
It's good that you finally have a place to do that.
I could teach you to sail if you want.
-You could? -I've been sailing my whole life.
When I was 15,my dad bought me my own boat.
-Your own boat? -He was trying to cheer me up.
My pony was sick.
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-You know what I was thinking? -What?
Nothing,I just like to go like this.
-What are you doing tonight? -Do you have a lecture?
-No, why? -Then, free as a bird. What's up?
My dad wants to know if you want to play racquetball.
Great! Dad must like you!
He doesn't ask just anyone to play.
He didn't ask for you. He asked for "Chauncey."
I assumed he meant you.
Did you correct him?
No,I thought it would be more fun this way.
Cool! Maybe you could do this every week.
Or you could sit on
and make sure no one steals the trashcans.
He does that every week too.
Just so you know, you have to let him win. He hates to lose.
Maybe I'll play with my left hand.
You're not a lefty?苯甲酸乙酯的制备
Does anybody know me?
What's wrong?
I went to my old apartment to get the
and that stupid fire burned it up!
No! Why didn't you make a copy and keep it in a LLMH15
and keep it at least 100 yards away from the original?
Because I'm normal.
That was the one legacy my grandmother left me.
And I know you wanted it as an engagement present.
We have to get you an engagement present?
Don't worry about it.定厚机
No one got me an engagement present.
I don't have the recipe, but here.
I wish you health and happiness.
机械臂An old cookie?
This is what happens when you don't register for gifts.
I made a batch and froze it. This is the only one left.
We can't accept this.
Why not?
Cause it's gross.
No, wait. I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie.
I do this at work all the time.
-Really? -I think so!
Okay, Ross, we owe you a present.
Two! I've been engaged twice.
Look at this clown.
He thinks he can take up the whole river.
Get out of the way, jackass!
Who names their boat Coast Guard,anyway?
That is the Coast Guard.
What are they doing here?
The coast is all the way over there.
Joey, just ignore the boats.
-We're not finished with our lesson. -All right.
I'm gonna go over the basic points once more.
Come on,Rach. I got it, okay?
I want to go
where that boatload of girls is.
Is that it? You want
a shout to the hot chicas?
Okay, let's do that, Sailor Joe.
Quick question, though: What's this called?
-Boat rope? -Wrong!
How do you get the mainsail up?
Rub it?
No. What do you do if I say we're coming about?
I say, "Come again?"
I know this one. I know this one.
Time's up. Now you're dead.
And deaf!
You go on and make your little jokes.
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