英语经典黑幽默句子

英语经典黑幽默句子

1. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked

surprised."

2. "I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He

replied, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it on Tuesdays.'"

3. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"

4. "I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gotten a gig yet."

5. "I went to the doctor's office and told him I felt like a deck of cards. He

said, 'I'm afraid I can't deal with that.'"

6. "I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around."

7. "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

8. "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts."

9. "I tried to catch some fog, but I mist."

10. "I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take

a day off!"

11. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

12. "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!"

13. "Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative

numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them."

14. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up

everything!"

15. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked

surprised."

16. "I asked a French baker if he makes bread on a daily basis. He replied,

'I make baguettes, not today basses.'"

17. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up

everything!"

18. "I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He

said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it on Tuesdays.'"

19. "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!"

20. "I started a band called 1023MB. We haven't gotten a gig yet."

21. "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

22. "I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around."

23. "My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I

had to take his bike away."

24. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

25. "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts."