PHD是什么意思?

PHD是什么意思？

ent Head Damage，永久性脑残

Has Dream，猪也有梦想

Hated Degree，没人喜欢

tly Hoping for a Degree，耐心等待

ic Homeless Dreamer，可怜又无家可归，但是还有梦想～

sorship? hah! Dream on!，想要教职？做春秋大梦去吧

ly Headed for Divorce，可能要和另一半分手

s have Debts，父母还会欠债

y half Dead，半死了，却很自豪

。。。

等等

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附上一个别处的版本，有些是重复的～

What "PhD" Really

* P h D

* Patiently hoping for a Degree

* Piled higher and Deeper

* Professorship? hah! Dream on!

* Please hire. Desperate.

* Physiologically Deficient

* Pour him (or her) a Drink

* Philosophically Disturbed

* Probably headed for Divorce

* Pathetically hopeless Dweeb

* Probably heavily in Debt

* Parents have Doubts

* Professors had Doubts

* Pheromone Deprived

* Probably hard to Describe

* Patiently

* Permanent head Damage

* Pulsating heaving Disaster?

* Pretty homely Dork

* Potential heavy Drinker

* Professional hamburger Dispenser

* Post hole Digger

* Professional hair Dresser

* Progressive heart Doctor

* Professional humidity Detector

* Piano hauling Done

* Pro at hurling Darts

* Professional hugger of Dames

* Private house Detective

* Pizza hut Driver

* Pretty heavily Depressed

* Prozac handouts Desired

* Pretty heavy Diploma

* Pathetic homeless Dreamer

* Please hold Dangerous

* Permanently held Dear

* Proudly half Dead

* Promised hell Down-the-road

* Precisely helping Deadheads

* Processed here, Dammit

* Probably heavenly Death